So it has come to my attention that some of you yahoos who read my little blog don’t quite understand what exactly I am trying to accomplish here on this blog. And, I am told, that some of the comments reflect this misunderstanding. (I wouldn’t know myself because, covetous as I am for them, I do not read the comments. I am a firm believer in having my minions; secretaries, students, followers, children, and various hangers on et al… read what people have to say to me and then answering back on my behalf with fanatical devotion. It is just more professional. And I will not allow my momentary lack of minionry to force me into something as unseemly as reading what other people have to say about what I have written.)
From what I hear I seem to be angering and horrifying my readers with the things I write in this blog. Often people are confused and do not understand whether they should laugh at what I am writing or seek to get me professional help because it is so absurd. You dear readers of my blog seem to wonder whether I mean what I am saying and fully understand the ramifications of what I have written or if I am just shooting off my proverbial mouth. Many of you all seem to wonder what it means about me if I say the things I say, whether I mean them or not.
Of course I wouldn’t! Do any of you really think I mean anything I type here? Really? NO! Of course not! I never mean anything I write here! I don’t even mean this right now. I didn’t mean what I said in the comic and I don’t mean this! Get it?!
You have to be logical about it all, people! Just apply a bit of logic and you’ll see what I am saying! If you don’t have a firm grounding in reason none of this will make any sense.  And that is why I am writing!  To make sense to you.
Anyways what is wrong with you? Why do you even care why I am saying what I am saying?! Did I not make you scratch your head in befuddlement?! Were you not mildly amused?!
Alright, maybe you weren’t. But you were probably right angry, weren’t you?  Maybe a little displeased?  Kinda unsure about what to think about what I wrote?
I knew it! Ha!
Got you to feel something.  And that was the point.   Wasn’t it?  No.  I guess it wasn’t.  But at least I had a good time. Wait.  No I didn’t.  Dagnabit.

-Bob

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