I envy those of you who simply read this blog and are not forced to write it. If I were in your shoes and I knew what I did to make this blog come together every week I don’t know if I could stand to read it. I doubt very much I could read this knowing what I had to put myself through so that I could write something for me to chuckle at and forget about because the things I’ve seen while researching this for me are so terrible I’d wish I’d never known what I’ve done. The horrors I put myself through for me would suck all of my joy out of what I made for me.
It is true.
In order to bring the hard hitting and insightful bloggery that you expect every Friday I am often subjected to the most base and perverse features of the world and web around me.
And while I find the taboo subjects brought out here for peer review and wide spread dissemination so important to Man’s Eternal Pursuit For Truth that I continue willingly to risk life, limb, and lucidity in their pursuit I also fear that what is revealed herein may be too much for many to handle. In fact what I am compelled to write about to you, oh Loyalest of Readers, is often produced in so shocking and disturbing a manner that said tale may not be fit for consumption by the young and women who are soon to be mothers, may soon become soon to be mothers, or just recently were soon to be mothers. For example,
(Please, if you have a heart or kidney condition, look away. Now.
You have been duly warned.

Are you certain you want to know this?
Alright.

Be prepared. Here goes; )
While searching for leads and information that may generate a gret
For example tonight while reading about the latest news in cinema I found a thing called “Zoobie Doobie”. I won’t embed it for you, mostly because that feature is disabled but also because what you see there might be more than could be handled by any mind. So you’ll have to go to youtube and look it up yourself.
It haunts me. Let it be when I tell you that no one in there right mind would have ever conceived of something like this. But I can’t even describe what I saw so how can I share it?  There was noise, yes. But no one seen was making the noise.  And many colors. Colors not meant to be seen by mortal man.
It makes no sense!  What I have seen makes no sense!  Even by the admission of one who claims to understand it, there is no meaning to be found! It is all just nonsense!
It is almost like something off of… “Lost.”

-Bob

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