I’ve been meaning to post this for some time now. My wife wrote up some Boodachitaville lyrics- to the tune of Jimmy Buffet’s “Margaritaville”. So without further adieu, I give them to you! (Don’t forget if anyone has any fan art/song/whatever for B’ville, just shoot us an email and we’ll gladly post it!

Boodachitaville (to the tune of “Margaritaville”)

Sippin’ on tea leaves
Watchin’ the Brook Street
All of those people haven’t a clue.
Rackin’ at my brains in front of Coffee Stains
Look at that woman’s
Donkey tattoo

Nothin’ to do again in Boodachitaville,
Wish there was something besides the mall
Some people claim that our town’s really lame,
But I know it’s not our fault.

Playin’ my keytar
Gonna be a rock star
If only my Heeleys don’t throw me down
My cartoon’s in the background
It’s really profound, I know I’m gonna be
the talk of the town.

Nothin’ to do again in Boodachitaville,
Wish there was something besides the mall
Some people claim that our town’s really lame,
But I know it’s not our fault.

–Eric

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Ok, so we’ve had a few of you contribute some cool fan art to our site, but I’ve got to give a big shout-out to Tim, for tossing us our first piece of Fan Fiction!  Big thanks Tim  Check it out! (click the image to embiggen)

–Eric

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So it has come to my attention that some of you yahoos who read my little blog don’t quite understand what exactly I am trying to accomplish here on this blog. And, I am told, that some of the comments reflect this misunderstanding. (I wouldn’t know myself because, covetous as I am for them, I do not read the comments. I am a firm believer in having my minions; secretaries, students, followers, children, and various hangers on et al… read what people have to say to me and then answering back on my behalf with fanatical devotion. It is just more professional. And I will not allow my momentary lack of minionry to force me into something as unseemly as reading what other people have to say about what I have written.)
From what I hear I seem to be angering and horrifying my readers with the things I write in this blog. Often people are confused and do not understand whether they should laugh at what I am writing or seek to get me professional help because it is so absurd. You dear readers of my blog seem to wonder whether I mean what I am saying and fully understand the ramifications of what I have written or if I am just shooting off my proverbial mouth. Many of you all seem to wonder what it means about me if I say the things I say, whether I mean them or not.
Of course I wouldn’t! Do any of you really think I mean anything I type here? Really? NO! Of course not! I never mean anything I write here! I don’t even mean this right now. I didn’t mean what I said in the comic and I don’t mean this! Get it?!
You have to be logical about it all, people! Just apply a bit of logic and you’ll see what I am saying! If you don’t have a firm grounding in reason none of this will make any sense.  And that is why I am writing!  To make sense to you.
Anyways what is wrong with you? Why do you even care why I am saying what I am saying?! Did I not make you scratch your head in befuddlement?! Were you not mildly amused?!
Alright, maybe you weren’t. But you were probably right angry, weren’t you?  Maybe a little displeased?  Kinda unsure about what to think about what I wrote?
I knew it! Ha!
Got you to feel something.  And that was the point.   Wasn’t it?  No.  I guess it wasn’t.  But at least I had a good time. Wait.  No I didn’t.  Dagnabit.

-Bob

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